About
Fantasy Football Weekly Picks
Quick-hit Start/Sit, Sleeper, and Bust calls with matchup context, confidence ratings, and tags you can filter on. Built for managers who want a clean, mobile-first view without ads or clickbait.
How do we pick? Each person has their own secret sauce.
- • Brian uses Artificial Intelligence, Machine Learning, Data Analysis, and thousands of game simulations to inform his calls.
- • Brandon uses an anti-Chad pattern. He skillfully determines who Chad will pick and chooses the opposite. Brilliant, actually.
- • Nate uses a chaos algorithm plus lots of spreadsheet sorting and pivot tables. His model once suggested watching for Peyton Manning to return in 2025—it turned out to be Philip Rivers. Still, impressive.
- • Chad starts with a Minnesota Vikings–first approach, then pivots to RotoWire chalk plays of the week.
Disclaimer
This site is for entertainment and friendly league use only. Manage your risk, watch inactives, and trust your gut.
Who are we?
Three former RotoWire subscribers, plus Brian — the guy who beat them every week.
Brian
Cloud Architect / AI Architect / Data Scientist
The OG.
Brandon
Chief Queso Chef
Some say his queso recipe takes days to make.
Nate
The Director
Opossum lover. Consumer of Hot Subs. Legend has it that he was in a romantic relationship with Avril Lavigne, but that was never confirmed.
Chad
Senior Dong Developer
Recent Cornell graduate (Go big red!). Rumors are he has over 5 gallons of soy sauce in his pantry.
